SATIRE – Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s

DEMING, IN—Glancing in the mirror while clipping a measuring tape to his belt, area dad Roger Hobak reportedly got all gussied up Wednesday before making the 14-mile trip to his local Lowe’s Home Improvement store.

Source: Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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